There was a lot to be disappointed with in 2016—more than we could have ever imagined. Here’s a bunch of shit that may not have mattered in the grand scheme of things but still kinda sucked. On to the next one!
Watching DJ Khaled get massages no longer fun
Beyoncé still married to Jay Z
Guess none of Drake’s friends comfortable telling him patois is not a thing you can just do
Ever having had to read the phrase “YACHT sex tape”
Swish really was the perfect album title
Feel like Desiigner may be in over his head
New Joyce Manor sounds like Everclear
Not sure what’s worse: Kendrick Lamar needs money so bad he did a Maroon 5 verse or he doesn’t need the money and did it anyway
Bon Iver’s apparent influences for new album were Dan Brown and a graphing calculator
Brian Eno’s Velvet Underground cover
The Chainsmokers
Taylor Swift apparently had better things to do than endorse Hillary
Le Tigre reuniting for Hillary couldn’t quite push her over the edge
Turns out Solange didn’t actually say, “I sext it away, I Reddit away”
Was hoping Chance more a Reese’s guy
Always wanna read it *A Moon Shaped Poop
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Rihanna’s Tame Impala cover
Frank Ocean only released two albums
Only thing better about Preoccupations as a band name than Viet Cong is that it’s not racist
Grateful Dead toured—again—with John Mayer
Rostam and Ezra broke up
Possible everyone good now dead
